the things I do on a day off when i’m sick…
- sweep one room, get dizzy and lay on the floor for ten minutes
- crawl to couch
- read about wave function collapse on wikipedia
- daydream about the places in the multiverse where i’m healthy
- listen to this american life and cry about it
- stare at the dirt pile from sweeping while the cats euphorically wrestle in it
- crawl to bathroom and puke
- take a break on the bathroom floorÂ
- lament the lopsided gaps between the linoleum where all colors of dirt have collected
- take 5 minutes to make it 12 feet back to couch
- call justin and request ginger ale and back rubs
- wallow
